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Pure tranquility,
Forked Lake offered
the father-daughter
drifters unbelievably
great weather, companionship and
the best eats on the water!

G-WeB Introduces...
Mr. (to you) Swiss Cheese and
The Girl Who Shall Remain Nameless

(Forked Lake, NY - 7/05)

It was "a" and her school chum, The Girl Who Shall Remain Nameless, who had been plotting some type of sojourn into the backcountry since last summer. At first, there was the plea for a backpacking trip into the High Peaks Region for six, beautiful sixteen year old girls. When "a's" dad, "g", caught wind of their plan to put unsupervised raging hormones into the great out-of-doors, he put the ol' door-slammin' crash on the idea. Not easily thwarted from what she wanted, "a" cleverly (but, unsuccessfully) tried to reconfigure the group's composition into a coed trip. "After all," she would argue, "with boys as our protectors you wouldn't have anything to worry about!" (Good grief.)

It was early in the spring of '05 when "g" implemented his daughter's idea for a father-daughter canoe trip in July. They would paddle Forked Lake (NY) with The Girl Who Shall Remain Nameless (TGWSRN) and her father, Mr. (to you) Swiss Cheese.

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With hundereds of
pounds of candy,
steaks, eggs, bagels
and gear, "a" was
thrilled to be traveling
in the Pilot and not the Civic.
It was time to rock!

Forked Lake:
The father's were a little skeptical about this trip.
Mr. SC hadn't set up a
tent in 10 years, and "g"
was surprised to find
(after 3-years) his
suspended canoe in the garage to be filled with
huge wasp, bird and
squirrel nests!
Shoving Off:
Mr. SC
and TGWSRN manage to load
700-lbs of gear and hair rollers into their 16-ft. Discovery without
tipping over.
"a" turns around to
find her father fast
asleep... his oar
floating about 50-yds behind them.
"Just like his father,"
she murmered.
    
The Girl Who Shall
Remain Nameless
(r.) becomes
overwhelmed with joy when a forest ranger delivers urgent mail
from
G-WeB Headquarters (Trail Name Dept.).
"It's what I really
wanted!" she exclaimed, "My own trail name
just like
Slammin' Sarah!"
The girls set up their
tent lickety-split like.
The fathers?
Well... when "g" saw
the hodge podged
array of tent poles, tents,
flies and rope Mr. SC
pulled from a rubberized duffel the size of couch,
he almost fell to the
ground in tears. After
splinting two broken tent poles with tooth brushes,
one long salami, and duct tape... both tents were standing after 1-1/2 hours!
Candy splurges became
an hourly tradition for
the girls as they feverishly digested chapters from their respective copies of
Harry Potter... and the Half-Blood Prince.
Just as dusk settled in,
the girls returned from a quick paddle and short drive into Long Lake Village for s'more
fixin's. Before returning
to camp, they had
already conspired a
return to the village to check-out some
teenage boy-geeks.
    
  
Having had a late lunch
at Indian Lake, dinner
was fashionably late.
"g" served-up
shrimp with
cocktail sauce as an appetizer, BBQed
steak and chicken,
steamed broccoli
and rice pilaf.
Mr. (to you)
Swiss Cheese
takes a cholesterol break from
the mounds of swiss
cheese he'd consumed
all day. To call his affair
with the hunk-of-dairy an obsession would be an understatement.
  
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