It
was "a" and her school chum, The
Girl Who Shall Remain Nameless, who had been plotting some type of sojourn
into the backcountry since last summer. At first, there was the plea for a backpacking
trip into the High Peaks Region for six, beautiful sixteen year old girls. When
"a's" dad, "g",
caught wind of their plan to put unsupervised raging hormones into the great out-of-doors,
he put the ol' door-slammin' crash on the idea. Not easily thwarted from what
she wanted, "a" cleverly (but, unsuccessfully)
tried to reconfigure the group's composition into a coed trip. "After all,"
she would argue, "with boys as our protectors you wouldn't have anything
to worry about!" (Good grief.) It was early in the spring of '05 when
"g" implemented his daughter's idea
for a father-daughter canoe trip in July. They would paddle Forked Lake (NY) with
The Girl Who Shall Remain Nameless (TGWSRN) and her father, Mr.
(to you) Swiss Cheese. So... grab your paddle and check-out these pix. | | | | | | | | | |
| | | | |  |  |  |  | With
hundereds of pounds of candy, steaks, eggs, bagels and gear, "a"
was thrilled to be traveling in the Pilot and not the Civic. It was time
to rock! | Forked Lake: The father's were a little
skeptical about this trip. Mr. SC hadn't set up a tent in 10 years,
and "g" was surprised to find (after
3-years) his suspended canoe in the garage to be filled with huge wasp,
bird and squirrel nests! | Shoving Off: Mr. SC
and TGWSRN manage to load 700-lbs of gear and hair rollers into their
16-ft. Discovery without tipping over. | "a"
turns around to find her father fast asleep... his oar floating about
50-yds behind them. "Just like his father," she murmered. | | | | | |  |  |  |  | The
Girl Who Shall Remain Nameless (r.) becomes overwhelmed with joy
when a forest ranger delivers urgent mail from G-WeB Headquarters
(Trail Name Dept.). "It's what I really wanted!" she
exclaimed, "My own trail name just like Slammin' Sarah!" | The
girls set up their tent lickety-split like. The fathers? Well... when
"g" saw the hodge podged array
of tent poles, tents, flies and rope Mr. SC pulled from a rubberized
duffel the size of couch, he almost fell to the ground in tears. After splinting
two broken tent poles with tooth brushes, one long salami, and duct tape...
both tents were standing after 1-1/2 hours! | Candy splurges
became an hourly tradition for the girls as they feverishly digested chapters
from their respective copies of Harry Potter... and the Half-Blood Prince. | Just
as dusk settled in, the girls returned from a quick paddle and short drive
into Long Lake Village for s'more fixin's. Before returning to camp, they
had already conspired a return to the village to check-out some teenage
boy-geeks. | | | | | |  |  | | | Having
had a late lunch at Indian Lake, dinner was fashionably late. "g"
served-up shrimp with cocktail sauce as an appetizer, BBQed steak and
chicken, steamed broccoli and rice pilaf. | Mr. (to
you) Swiss Cheese takes a cholesterol break from the mounds of swiss cheese
he'd consumed all day. To call his affair with the hunk-of-dairy
an obsession would be an understatement. | | |
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