10b The Truth About RMNP told by the hat

Editor's Note:
In response to an 11/03 G-WeB update, the Hat e-mailed "g" with the following comment (rebuttal?) to his description of their week of food posioning enroute to Rocky Mountain National Park (8/03). We suspect the Hat became somewhat defensive in his response and a little sarcastic by that "Coors Light" thing... but we'll let you the reader decide. We hope the Hat continues to submit his editorial comments, and we trust the Boys will take this cue as an opportunity to write to us at G-WeBconnect.

12/15/03
An E-Mail Sent to "g" From The Hat

Dearest "g" (or what ever the heck your calling yourself these days),

Having read your interpretation of our most fantastic culinary and backpacking trip to the Rockies last August, I have just a few words to share with you.

The two restaurants involved in your ficticious account of our 8-hour tidal wave case of diarrheaus were wonderful and I would highly recommend them to future travelers.

The Moroccan Wheel (or something like that) and Casa Mexico (or something like that) were unique dining experiences at a great price! They weren't exactly the Oaxaca in Sedona... but in Colorado... they were the places for fine Mexican cusine. (Sorry, Gary... I don't think they served Coors Light.)

Furthermore, contrary to what you alleged, I did not suffer any intestinal problems as a result eating at either restaurant... and.... I want it to be known... that such probelms are typically reserved for WIMPS... none of whom traveled to Colorado with me (unlike someone I know who bailed on the trip because of a "little" blockage or something and had to stay home to be with his mommy! BooHoo! BooHoo!). Finally, if you want to talk about food... what the heck was that crap you sent with us to hydrate on the trail! (Well, more about that in my next e-mail!)